New Page!

Hello Blogstuffers! mostly the Pokémon fan ones...

I decided to make a new page in light of today's Fun Fact Friday!
I will make a page dedicated to the Pokémon teams that I have played with throughout the years. It will be my personal Pokémon Hall of Fame.

Walking Dead Wednesday: Introductions

Welcome to Walking Dead Wednesday!

I previously mentioned that I would be doing my Don't Dead Open Inside posts on Friday, but instead... I will do them on Wednesday (alliteration be praised)!

However, given my recent realization that Walking Dead Wednesday is the day after I announced it, I am ill prepared to send you the next portion of DDOI (pronounced Di-doy if you will). I write my reviews as I watch through the episodes, and as of late I have been catching my wife up to season four and haven't taken a good look at season one.

This week I will do what I can, and I will post TWO DDOI's next Wednesday.

Today, you get lame zombie jokes. Enjoy!

Lame Zombie Jokes:

A priest, a mechanic, and a zombie walk into a bar. Only the zombie survives.

What if we have zombies all wrong, and the apocalypse happens, and their weakness is really their left elbow? Nobody would ever know... #HeadlessZombiesExist


What happens when a vegetarian turns into a zombie? It hunts for grains.
What happens when a CEO turns into a zombie? It hunts for gains.
What happens when a conductor turns into a zombie? It hunts for trains.
What happens when an athlete turns into a zombie? It hunts for sprains.


If zombies hunt for brains, do zomibes hunt for brians?


Zombies are only looking for brains. It's okay, I think you're safe.


Why are zombies always hungry? Are they afraid of starving to life?


Superman turns into a zombie; is he a "Man of Steel" or a "Man of Decomposing Body Parts"?


An awkward zombie walks into an ice cream parlor. After perusing their selection he asks, "Do you have any coconut?"
One of the workers, surprised, answers, "No, I'm sorry. We don't have any coconut."
Determined, the awkward zombie looks again, and after a moment asks, "Do you have any peach raspberry?"
The worker sighs and says, "No, we don't have any peach raspberry."
Disheartened, the awkward zombie looks again, and after a moment perks up. "Do you have any brains?"
The workers give each other disgusted looks before saying, "No, we definately don't have any brains."
The awkward zombie laughs and leaves the ice cream parlor.


If your child says to you when you leave for date night,
"Bye. Watch out for zombies and monsters."
You're doing it right.

Zombie Buffet Specials

Everything costs an arm and a leg:

Four-knees pizza
Quesadillas with a whole-meat wrap
Buffalo Human Wings
New York-style pedestrian
Hand salad sandwich, made with 9-brain bread. As an alternate, you can have it on eye.

Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry Eyes Cream
Eye brownies
Handful of eye candy

*Every meal ends with a stick of chewing thumb to freshen your breath.

Weekly Schedule

Hey all!

I am slowly concocting a schedule for blogstuffs, this is what I have so far:

Monday - ...
Tuesday - Top Ten Tuesday
Wednesday - Walking Dead Wednesday
Thursday - ...
Friday - Fun Fact Friday
Saturday - ...
Sunday - ...

That's what I have come with so far, maybe Minecraft Monday but setting a schedule for Minecraft would be a bit much for me.

Welcome to Blogstuffs

This is a blog where Fridays are celebrated as the holdiays they deserve to be.
I always wanted to do a vlog, or something of the sort. But, not having a great camera / technical equipment put a damper on that. Plus, my mom started a blog recently. That gave me the idea of "If I can't do one, I'll try the other." I will post whatever meets my fancy. Some topics I'll cover:

Don't Dead Open Inside - A Walking Dead conspiracy series
Talk About Minecraft - Stories and pictures of stuff I did, do, and attempt.
Life of Lydia - Kids are fun, sometimes...
NaNoTroMo - People who participate in NaNoWriMo, I feel your pain. I offer my tips, tricks, and advice. Usually around November.
The Gathering of Magic - A compilation of gaming posts, my favorite of which is M:tG. (Whodathunk?)
New News Now - Updates, new stuff, changes and more.
Top Ten - Posts of ever popular Top Ten Lists. Note: They won't always have ten things.

And more uncategorized stories, I know, I'm a monster!

If you guys like the sound of that, then keep your attention here. And as always, Happy Friday!